Exclusive to Pooch and Poodle. Not available in stores. See sizing and shipping information below.
‘The Dog’s Friendly… I’m Not’ T-Shirt
Let’s get one thing straight—the dog is the social butterfly here. You? Not so much. And that’s exactly why you need ‘The Dog’s Friendly… I’m Not’ t-shirt. It’s the perfect way to let people know that while your pup might be wagging their tail at every stranger, you’re just here for the walk (and maybe a strong coffee).
This tee is made for introverts, selective extroverts, and anyone who’s ever faked a phone call to avoid small talk at the dog park. It’s soft, comfy, and effortlessly cool—whether you’re out for a stroll with your overly friendly furball or dodging awkward conversations on your way to get groceries.
Pair it with jeans, leggings, or whatever you throw on when you’re feeling mildly social… but still want to set boundaries. And if someone laughs and says, “That shirt is so you!”—we suggest you own it! 😊.
Get yours now and let the world know: pets > people… and that’s just the way it is. 🐶😎
Impawtant Features
- Style: Classic fit with crew neckline creates a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal
- Suitability: Works well for both men and women
- Construction: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton. All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort
- Quality: The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage
- Sourced: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
How To Love Your Tees
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Shipping
Please allow 2-5 days for shipping to the United States. For Canadian, Australian, New Zealand and Southeast Asian customers, delivery can take up to 30 business days depending on where you call home.
Auto fulfilment at checkout for other countries coming soon. Do drop us a note if you'd like to request shipping to another location in the meantime: john@poochandpoodle.