Exclusive to Pooch and Poodle. Not available in stores. See sizing and shipping information below.
"I’m A Simple Woman T-Shirt"
It’s not just fashion—it’s a philosophy. For the no-fuss, no-nonsense woman who knows exactly what she wants: dogs, wine, books and coffee (in no particular order… or maybe all at once?). This tee is for the queen of simplicity, but let’s be honest, she’s got her priorities straight. Whether you're chasing your dog around, getting lost in a novel, sipping that much-needed vino, or fueling up on caffeine, this shirt gets you. Comfortable, cool, and just the right amount of snark, it’s basically your life on a t-shirt.
Made to feel like a well-loved favorite, these tees come with a feminine fit that is as stylish as it is comfy. So throw it on, embrace your simple-yet-perfect priorities, and let the world know you’ve got it all figured out—one wagging tail, one great book, one sip of wine, and one cup of coffee at a time. Who needs anything more?
We customize our tees, too. If you like the design but have other priotiries in life, let us know!
Impawtant Features
Style: Slim fit with longer body length. Size runs smaller than usual.
Fabric: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)). 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (for solid colors, fiber content may vary for different colors). Tear away label
Construction: Ribbed knitting makes the collar highly elastic while the twill tape on the shoulder seams stabilizes the back of the shirt and prevents stretching. Side seams help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
How To Love Your Tees
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 26.26 | 26.73 | 27.36 | 27.99 | 28.62 |
| Sleeve length, in | 5.04 | 5.28 | 5.51 | 5.75 | 5.98 |
Shipping
Please allow 2-5 days for shipping to the United States. For Canadian, Australian, New Zealand and Southeast Asian customers, delivery can take up to 30 business days depending on where you call home.
Auto fulfilment at checkout for other countries coming soon. Drop us a note if you'd like to request shipping to another location in the meantime: john@poochandpoodle.